Zhili-byli,ded da baba
A y deda chlen stoyal
Babka trahatsa hotela
A dedulya ne daval
A dedulya ne daval
Tak kak on baldu gonyal
A baldu gonyal zatem
Chto on babku ne hotel
Babka doma ne sidela
Blyadovala po nocham
Vot odnazhdy tak sluchilos'
Zaletela ona tam
Chtozh prishlos' rozhat' babule
Ochen' tyazhko ei prishlos'
"Zrya gondona pozhalela
A inache-b obochlos'"
"Chtozh teper' skazhu ya dedu?"
Babka dumala vorcha,
"Ya skazhy emu chto nochyu
S fotografiei spala"
Byl by ded chut'-chut' umnee
On by ponyal gde podvoh
I skazal by babke pryamo:
"v zhopu s doma moego."
Zry baldu gonyal tak mnogo,
Potupel on na glazah
I zabyl, chto seksa nado
Chtob rebyonachka zachat'
Vot i vse, konets sei skazke
Radosti tam polnyy dom
Nu, a, chto sluchilos' dalshe
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