06.11.1998, Истории - другая десятка
Reshili, koroche, kolobok, zhiraf i bigimot pokonchit' zhizn'
samoubiystvom. Nu, reshili utonut':
Kolobok vsplyvaet
Zhirafu voda po sheyu
A begimot kak razognalsya i prygnul, chto vsya voda iz beregov vyshla!
Ne srabotala popytka! Podumli nemnogo, i reshili povesitsya
Kolobok: sami ponimaete!
Zhiraf slishkom vysokiy
A bigimot kak zalez, tak vsyu visilitczu slomal!
Opyat ne poluchilos'! Nu, podumali nemnogo i reshili sprygnut'
s desyatogo etazha
Kolobok: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,zemlya,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
Zhiraf: 10,9,8,7,7,7,7,7,7,7
Begimot: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,zemlya,pesok,grunt,privet shaxteram-
poletel dalshe!
15.11.1998, Остальные новые стишки
Ckazhi mne "Dam" v otvet.
Na nebesax luna mne svetit,
Zakat zamanchivo poyet
Strela lyubvi mne v zhopu metit
I baba laskovo dayet.
Tvoy byust menya obvorozhit' sumel
I mosg moy, pokorennym stal
I ya ot radosti zapel,
Kogda moy chlen ves' krasniy vstal
Vo snah i gryezah naslazhden'ya
Tebya odnu ya videt' stal.
Tyi ponmish', kak na dne rozhden'ya
Tebya s podruzhkoy ya laskal?
Progulki vecherom u morya,
Tebya na neberezhnoy ebal.
Kogda za grud', neznaya gorya
tebya ya s zhazhdoyu hvatal.
Sud'ba tebe lish povelela
Ebat' menya!- I tyi dala
I mesto plamenem gorela
Kogda v rot xuy tyi moy brala.
A vdrug i tyi menya polubish?
Raskroesh nogi, kak sekret
I mne moy chlen tyi otutyuzhish
I skazhesh mne lish "Dam" v otvet!