Kak uznat' chto v NEW YORKe nachalas' vesna?
10. Prodavtsi sosisok (Hot dogs) menyayut vodu dlya sosisok.
9. Vosduh rasryashaetsa prekrasnoy musicoy 9MM pul'
8. Taxisti orut "Na ulitse solnichniy vesenniy denj, no vse ravno
proch s dorogi, motherfucker!
7. "Steroidisti" s pyatnadzatogo brightona nachinayut zagorat'--skoro
leto.
6. Madonna nachinayet menyat' basketbolistov na beisbolistov
5. Lyudi sovokuplyayutsa na ulitsah eshe chashe, chem obichno
4. Na brightone vse nachinayut hoditj v falshivih Gucci i Versace, no
tolko esli pri etom eshe estj i falshiviye Rolex.
3. Most Verrazzano podnimayet tsenu eshe na dollar
2. Belki uzhe ne kopyat cocain na zimu
1. Babushki na pyatom brightone eshe bolshe chem obichno hvastayutsya
svoimi vnukame-programmistami kotoriyesarabativayt po polmilliona v god
no vse ravno zhivut doma.