Sidit programmist muchaetsa s Windows 98.
Podhodit Bill Gates i sprashivaet: "Tsche, trachaeshsja!"
"Ugu,"-otvechaet programmist.
"A hotchesh po-nastojastchemu?"-interesuetsa Billi.
"Konechno!"- govorit s gorjastschimi glasami mutschenik.
I tut otkuda ni vozmis pojawljaetsa Linus Torwalds, protjagivaet
stragdustschemu disk c Linux 2.6 i govorit:
"Vot tebe poka eto, a kogda nadoest, to Bill podgonit Windows 2000,
nu i ja postarajus Linux 3.0 poskoree sostrjapatj."